why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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My mom's dead

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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World Of Warcraft

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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GAY PEOPLE

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A black goes to college

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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