So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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noodles

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A man walks into a bar.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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