- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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