- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Do you know that car over there? No.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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