Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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minorities.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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boobs

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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women's lacrosse.

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