Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Black people are clen.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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