A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A man. That is all.

oops

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Did you know?

21

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

nine...eleven

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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