How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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lol

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A man. That is all.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Women's rights.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Jews for Jesus

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96

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