- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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