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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Don't rape me!

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

My mom.

Anti jokes.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

NEVER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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