Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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whats gay ? you

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Black people are clen.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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