What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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I love Ciara!

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Which one is hardest?

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Women

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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