What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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like my drawing of a white person?

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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memes

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Women's rights

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women's lacrosse.

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dead babies

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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