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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Icecream

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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21

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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The glass is half an hour.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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nine...eleven

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penisface

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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http://www.ladsta.com

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