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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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you will die someday

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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