Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What flys? A fly

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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