If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Did you know?

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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nine...eleven

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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