- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Women's rights.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

what is white and sticky? glue.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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