- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

nine...eleven

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