- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

guess what? chicken butt.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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