Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Patrick is gay

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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