- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Penis.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

oh hiya come in

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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