- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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