- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

nine...eleven

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

stuff and dogs {()}

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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