Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

I don't get it

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A man. That is all.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

oops

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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