- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I am a real homosexual

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Time flies like a banana.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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