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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

ollie is a fag so are you

sixty....eight.

why did the man die? he got shot

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

want to go home? yea

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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