Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Women's rights.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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The WNBA

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Mmmm, donuts

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Women's Basketball.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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