- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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obama is a good president

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

your face.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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