If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

nine...eleven

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

stuff and dogs {()}

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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