Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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NEVER

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Bumsniffer

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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the your face joke

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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