What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

I don't get it

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

shut up

Someone told me about this website.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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