Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Chuck Norris

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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