Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

stuff and dogs {()}

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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