What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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women's rights.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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