I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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hi

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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My mom's dead

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69

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Rob Bell

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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