Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Anti Joke

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