Yeah, totally.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Like this joke

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Hey Caleb.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Windows Vista

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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