whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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