How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Carlton

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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