Knock knock. Come in.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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8===========D O:

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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the your face joke

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Anti Joke

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