I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

KEVIN HART

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

WNBA

What do you call Obama? - the president

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

A woman gets in her car to drive.

A man walks into a bar.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

lewis bedford

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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