A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Mitt Romney for president.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

shut up

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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