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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

666 im christian

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Women's rights.

penis that is all

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Don't rape me!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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