What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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im black

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Penis in a box.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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