I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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i hate you.

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Tim's gay.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

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