whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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