Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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dog

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Gadaffi

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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