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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A van drives into a car.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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