- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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