Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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obama is a good president

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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