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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Go away.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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