why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Jewish People

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

I came.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Hey Caleb.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

planking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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