A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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minorities.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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ur mother

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I love Ciara!

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SPAMS!!!

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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boobs

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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