milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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No

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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25

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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i heart wiener

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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knock knock Come in.

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NEVER

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Anti Joke

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