Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

A horse walks into a bar...n

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

KEVIN HART

WNBA

What do you call Obama? - the president

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Anti Joke

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