What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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lewis bedford

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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im black

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Womens Rights.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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My mom just died....

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Jewish People

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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