Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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666 im christian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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