Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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