How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

im black

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Jewish People

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Womens Rights.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

My mom just died....

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

women's rights.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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