- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lets make like trees and stand still

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Covietz has a large penis

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Write your own

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

The Economy

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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