Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Anti Joke

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