what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Once upon a time.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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