Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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shut up

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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