- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

womens rights!

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

no u

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

a little girl gets raped

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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