Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Women's Rights

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oops

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Anti Joke

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