- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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