The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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No

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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i heart wiener

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French people

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Anti Joke

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