Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Fuck her

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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I came.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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