What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Boobs are nasty!

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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World Of Warcraft

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Womens rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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