- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

obama is a good president

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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