how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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