your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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hi

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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