Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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womens rights

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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dead babies

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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