- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

A man. That is all.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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