A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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