Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Sea World Japan.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Womens Rights.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Anti Joke

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