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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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sweaty black guy

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Women's Rights

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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