Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Akshaytiger World

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French people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Once upon a time.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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