- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Teen pregnancy

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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