What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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women's lacrosse.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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