why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Someone told me about this website.

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balls in ya mouf

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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