What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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The WNBA

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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