Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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666

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Womens rights.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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knock knock Come in.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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