Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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There is a car full of black people.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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