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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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666 im christian

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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:-)book

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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AVI IS A FAG

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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