roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Anti Joke

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