KEVIN HART

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Women"s Rights

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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