How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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what time is it rape time

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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